2.21.2006

Renter of the Week

Welcome Miss Ann from Miss Ann Thrope! I have to confess, I've been reading her blog for awhile now and when she bid to rent mine I was thrilled. If I think a blog's worth reading, believe me, it's something special. Go see her. I mean it!

I found Heaven in a Bag. Really I did. It's dried pineapple. Now I've had dried pineapple in a White Mountain Trail Mix bag, but never an entire bag of nothing but dried pineapple. Finding this was my single greatest pleasure in the past week. Yeah, I know you're thinking "bitch, it's pineapple, not masturbation" and I understand. It's not that boring really. A strange euphoria is never boring. I haven't had anything else particularly fascinating happen just lately, so deal with it.

I'm here TJ! Smoochies!

5 comments:

doc-t said...

Hmmmmm...

Maybe there's something extra special in those dried pineapples. If they make you happy, they make you happy.

I couldn't help but noticed you compared them to masterbation rather than sex....

My brain keeps telling me that's significant and means something... It just doesn't know what

tj metal said...

Well nice to see you back...

Pineapples unfortunately don't sit well with me, so I am unable to understand your pleasure with them, but it must be similar to the feeling I get when I get to eat extra dark chocolate..

Anywasys, gotta go you were missed and it's nice to see you back.

Have a great day

tj

Alex said...

If pineapple is the highlight of your weeek, it may be time to get a man.

NiteRydar said...

I'll stop by when I have more time, promise, really havent been around much lately.

Now about the pineapple, all i can say is that you must be doing something wrong. I am gonna have to find you a site that will you show you how much masturbation can be, just got to spice it up a little.

momsgoneloony said...

I understand perfectly..I love the dried pineapple....sweet, chewy..yummy!!