I need a job.
I charge $73 an hour, doing whatever it is you want me to do, except prostitution. Although, I'd rather be a prostitute than a telemarketer.
Now I know that 73 dollars an hour sounds outrageous since you don't even really know me, but I assure you it's quite cheap. I can do anything, including prostitution, and except phone sales. But no, I won't prostitute, so don't ask. I have to draw the line on my "anything" somewhere.
Interested? I bet you are! Remember, think Vix!
Oh, and while you're at it, vote for me for president. Can you imagine how AWESOME this country would be if I ran things?!