A Part of the Meme Blogging Population

Yeah. I stole this from Berryvox at Adventures in Time and Space.

I've added explanations, because we all know how I like to talk.

Things I've Done

Level 1
(X) Smoked a cigarette. (I quit smoking a little over 3 years ago.)
(X) Smoked a cigar. (Those little Primetime cigars, oh I love those! Vanilla!)
(X) Kissed a member of the same sex. (Umm.. Yeah.)
(X) Drank alcohol. (Till I had alcohol poisoning, a DUI, fewer friends, one less TV, and broken fingers and covered in blood. I don’t drink anymore.)

Level 2
(X) Are/been in love. (Two times. Two times that I’d still call it love later.)
(X) Been dumped. (Two times. See a pattern?)
(X) Shoplifted. (Not for years.)
(X) Been fired. (Yep, last October.)
(X) Been in a fist fight. (Oh, god. I don’t fight fair, btw.)

Level 3
(X) Had a crush on an older person. (I prefer older people.)
(X) Skipped school. (Not since high school.)
(X) Slept with a classmate. (Slept with as in “ZzzZZz” but not slept with.)
(X) Seen someone/something die. (Unfortunately. Too many times. It’s horrible.)

Level 4
( ) Had/have a crush on one of your friends who is now on Facebook. (I don’t even use Facebook.)
( ) Been to Paris. (No, but I’d love to.)
( ) Been to Spain. (Again, would love to.)
( ) Been on a plane. (I’m afraid to fly, honestly.)
(X) Thrown up from drinking. (Too many times to count.)

Level 5
( ) Eaten sushi. (No. I’m a vegetarian; I never tried it before then.)
( ) Been snowboarding.
( ) Met someone BECAUSE of Facebook.
( ) Been in a mosh pit. (Have you ever seen a mosh pit? Hell no. I’m delicate. Bruise easily.)

Level 6
(X) Been in an abusive relationship. (Most of mine have been abusive in some way.)
(X) Taken pain killers. (Love ‘em.)
(X) Love/loved someone who you can’t have. (Yep. Past tense.)
(X) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(X) Made a snow angel.

Level 7
( ) Had a tea party. (Tea party, no. Sex toy party? Yes.)
(X) Flown a kite.
(X) Built a sand castle.

(X) Gone mudding (offroading).
(X) Played dress up. (I still do. ..What?!)

Level 8
(X) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(X) Gone sledding.
(X) Cheated while playing a game.
(X) Been lonely.
(X) Fallen asleep at work/school.

Level 9
(X) Watched the sun set. (Oh yes.)
( ) Felt an earthquake.
( ) Killed a snake.

Level 10
(X) Been tickled.
(X) Been robbed/vandalized. (By an ex, actually – who at the time wasn’t an ex)
(X) Been cheated on. (Yeah. I often don’t find out for sure till later.)
(X) Been misunderstood.

Level 11
(X) Won a contest.
(X) Been suspended from school.
(X)Had detention.
(X) Been in a car/motorcycle accident. (Two car accidents.)

Level 12
( ) Had/have braces.
(XXXX!) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night. (I could do it any night if it’s the right kind.)
(X) Danced in the moonlight.

Level 13
(X) Hated the way you look.
(X) Witnessed a crime.
(X) Pole danced. (Yes, drunk.)
(X) Questioned your heart.
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes.

Level 14
(X) Squished barefoot through the mud. (I love mud. Mud is my dirty little friend.)
(X) Been lost.
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world.
( ) Swam in the ocean.
(X) Felt like you were dying. (Emotionally, not physically.)

Level 15
(X) Cried yourself to sleep. (Not for a long, long time. As I get older, I realize how not worth it it really is.)
(X) Played cops and robbers. (I play Doctor, too.)
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
( ) Sang karaoke.
(X) Paid for a meal with only coins. (It’s all I carry in my car. Of course, my meals often consist of 3 Musketeers and Coffee.)

Level 16
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t. (Yes. I’ve also done a lot of things I told myself I couldn’t lately too. It feels awesome!)
(X) Made prank phone calls. (Just to my mom.)
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Kissed in the rain.

Level 17
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
(X) Watched the sun set/sun rise with someone you care/cared about. (Yeah. Me.)
(X) Blown bubbles.
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere. (And toasted marshmallows!)

Level 18
(X) Crashed A Party.
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(X) Gone rollerskating/blading. (I used to be a “dance-skater” when I was a kid. For sure. I was damn good too.)
(X) Had a wish come true.
(X) Slept with a member of the same sex. (No comment.)

Level 19
( ) Worn pearls.
( ) Jumped off a bridge.
( ) Screamed “penis” or “vagina”. (I’m adding this to my to-do list. Just so I can say I did.)
( ) Swam with dolphins.

Level 20
(X) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube.
(X) Kissed a fish. (When my Fishtick died. (Fishtick was my huge Oscar I had for years. Jesus, I loved that fish.)
(X) Worn the opposite sex’s clothes. (Quite often)
(X) Sat on a roof top.

Level 21
(X) Screamed at the top of your lungs. (I’m going to do this when I scream “penis” or “vagina”.)
(X) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel. (Attempted.)
(X) Talked on the phone for more than six hours. (Yeah, I’m a talker.)
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about.

Level 22
(X) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree. (Back before I realized I hate apples.)
(X) Climbed a tree.
(X) Had/been in a tree house.
(X) Been scared to watch scary movies alone. (But not anymore!)

Level 23
(X) Believed in ghosts. (Still do.)
(X) Have had more than thirty pairs of shoes (not necessarily all at once). (Still do.)
( ) Gone streaking.
(X) Visited jail. (If by visited you mean “been there”, yes.)

Level 24
(X) Played chicken.
(X) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
(X) Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger. (I love strangers. They have the best candy.)
(X) Broken a bone. (Only fingers and toes.)
(X) Been easily amused. (Always!)

Level 25
( ) Caught a fish then ate it later.
( ) Made a porn video.
( ) Caught a butterfly. (Doesn’t catching them kill them? I heard it did, so I never did it. Even though butterflies are evil, I don’t want to kill one.)
(X) Laughed so hard you cried. (In class last Monday – those people are awesome.)
(X) Cried so hard you laughed. (This is a little more difficult.)

Level 26
(X) Mooned/flashed someone. (Use it or lose it!)
(X) Had someone moon/flash you.
(X) Cheated on a test.
(X) Forgotten someone’s name. (I’m horrible with names, so all the time.)
(X) French braided someone’s hair.
( ) Gone skinny dipping.
( ) Been kicked out of your house.
(X) Tried to hurt yourself. (I consider trying to fix broken relationships as trying to hurt myself too, so yes.)

Level 27
(X) Rode a roller coaster. (Roller coasters are the greatest rides created.)
( ) Went scuba-diving/snorkelling.
( ) Had a cavity. (I have perfect teeth!)
(X) Black-mailed someone. (Yeah, but never seriously. Like “give me all your money or I send our sex tape to your wife!” type of blackmail.)
( ) Been black mailed.

Level 28
(X) Been used. (When I’m nice, I’m TOO nice.)
(X) Fell going up the stairs. (When drunk. I’ve never fallen down stairs.)
( ) Licked a cat. (I hear they taste like chicken.)
(X) Bitten someone. (Hahaha, yeah.)
( ) Licked someone (No, often times, people taste bad.)

Level 29
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint. (If it wasn’t loaded, then yes.)
( ) Had sex in the rain. (No, but in the snow, yes.)
(X) Flattened someone’s tires. (When I was 15)
(X) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on.
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas. (Again, all I have I my car is change, so when I “ride my car until the gas light comes on”.. Then, all I have is change, and most of the time less than $5.)

You know, there are so many shitty blogs out there. .oO(A thought bubble burst, I didn't really mean to say that out loud.) But has anyone ever noticed that the people that comment on my blog really have spiffy blogs? Seriously. Of all the people that have commented here, admittedly there aren't many, haha, have blogs that I'd actually read. This clearly means that only spiffy people read my blog. Just wanted to add that. Thanks.

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