Thanks to Berryvox and her Girly Crap post, if I had green eyes, shorter, darker hair, and facial hair, this is what I'd look like:

You can all rest easier knowing this.

A couple more, a bit more true to form: here and here.


Berryvox said...

Crap, I got Diet Coke up the nose from laughing at the wrong time.

Vixen said...

Pretty hot, huh?

I wonder if maybe it'll improve my chances of finding my Trophy Man.