Can't Fool the Dingo
Anyway, about 5 this morning I wake up, feeling really toasty and when I get up to go to the bathroom, I'm having dizzy spells. Now those are the appropriate symptoms for hypoglycemia - which I don't have!
So my first reaction to this shit at 5 a.m. was to head to the kitchen, break out the peanut butter and fill a glass half full with soy milk to which I added an obscene amount of sugar. I went back to bed.
It's 9 hours later, and I'm not feeling a whole lot better.
I make a cup of coffee and add excess sugar. I look down to see my Mutt sitting at my feet, staring up at me, slowly wagging his tail.
"What's up, Mom? Sugar? Really. Extra sugar, even. Are you kidding me?
How's that for a reality check? You can't fool this dog.