I Hate Golf

And this is a topic that, today, evokes enough of my wrath to blog about it.

How stupid are golf "players" anyway? This isn't a sport, it's an exercise in monotony. Who cares if you can hit a little white ball with a club? And golf clubs are only useful in horror movies, and far less so than fireplace pokers. Golfer's little hats are ugly, their pants are style-less, and the looks on their faces as they attempt to swing a stick should be saved for nothing other than bathroom concentration. And really? Real men shouldn't wear pink.

What a bore. Get this shit off my TV.

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