This is an excerpt from a conversation I recently had via text message:
Idiot Man: I adore you, but i found myself getting frustrated at the lack of physicality.
Idiot Man: Sex. Not that I've had any, just that when i'm with you, I want it more.
So this idiot quit asking me out because I didn't put out as he obviously thought I should, and he's not getting laid anyway. Yeah, that'll sure up his chances.