9.20.2012

Must One a Medical "Professional" Be?

My sense of humor is severely warped, this I admit, but until I became a Medical so-called "Professional" I never could have truly and wholly given this the appreciation it genuinely deserves.





0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don't know why I'm even here.

1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.

2: I probably just need a Band Aid.

3: This is distressing. I don't want this to be happening to me at all.

4: My pain is not fucking around.

5: Why is this happening to me??

6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.

7: I see Jesus coming for me and I'm scared.

8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.

9: I am almost definitely dying.

10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.

11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.

Too Serious For Numbers: You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

See the whole post at Hyperbole and a Half, "Boyfriend Doesn't Have Ebola. Probably." Brilliant. And oh so true.


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