The ring around the toilet pipe rusted - in half. I mean it snapped in half. Which, of course means nothing to me because it's a toilet and the only thing I know about plumbing is that when you flick the handle, things spiral downward. But apparently it's a pretty big deal. Not quite as big a deal as my floor falling in, if you ask me, but still.
Here's what happens when you ignore bathroom floor rotting and water leaks:
You should probably, like, learn from my mistakes and shit.
My bathroom is presently put back together and concreted, but the new flooring hasn't been laid yet. My toilet is functional, yet my bathroom is ugly. It will be finished this coming Saturday.